What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
Opposition leader Lee Jae-myung was sworn in as South Korea’s next president on Wednesday following...
There is a very ancient saying that says: The ONLY way two people can successfully keep a secret is...
After seeing a Georgia teen work a Burger King shift right after graduation, Maria Mendoza launched...
New research tracks over 500 Finnish children to explore how lifestyle habits affect teen mental hea...
Accept the fact your boyfriend doesn't love you. Your boyfriend is abusive and doesn't have the capa...
Fans declared the Godfather of Punk's exit 'unforgettable.'
The ex-footballer appears to be in line for a knighthood, but he already has a close relationship wi...
The FDA Commissioner said the agency-wide rollout beat its original June 30 deadline and came in und...
Trump’s bibles (A book he’s never read) aren’t free they cost $59.99 +shipping. The proceeds of whic...